Jory Pigloski/20/Detroit, Michigan
I thoroughly enjoy nerdy men, Harry Potter, knitted berets, compulsively making to-do lists, late night reading, tattoos, Joel McHale, Jim Parsons, the Detroit Red Wings, indie rock and coffee shops.
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Thursday, December 3rd 2009 5:35pm
I’m all for Samuel and Dave man. Holy shit, those are some adorable Jewish men.
Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:54pm
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Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:36pm
Oh The Soup, you make my Friday nights.
Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:30pm
DEALMAKER: You’re a Nice Jewish Guy
DEALBREAKER’s own DAVE HORWITZ is featured as Mr. November in the 2010 Nice Jewish Guys Calendar! What a lovely holiday gift for Jews and Gentiles alike.
YOU GUYS! There’s a motherfuckin Nice Jewish Guys calendar!
What?!
WHAT?!
*pterodactyl screech and shit!*
OH MY GOD. Forget the DIY Mad Men calendar; I want Nice Jewish Guys on my wall next year!
IS THIS EVEN REAL? OH MY GOD. Forget other calandars, I NEED THIS.
Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:25pm
![fyeahjoelmchale:
Joel: Meanwhile, Jon and Kate are hammering out the details of their divorce. So far, this is what they’ve landed on: Kate will stay at home and raise the kids, while Jon gets bloated in Hawaii and talks to Entertainment Tonight.
Jon Gosselin: [taking off his shirt] Levi Johnson, eat your heart out. [rubbing his belly] Aloha! … Don’t get married Levi; that’s what happens.
Mary Hart: Hang loose, Jon!
Intern: Where is the dry-hump? He’s the one what took my earrings! I’ll pierce its soft, bleached flesh again and again, until I can drink the raspberry schnapps that courses through his veins. Yarrrr! … yarr a dick. Yarr a dick.
Joel: Thank you, Napoleon.](http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku00dchUmh1qaphsro1_500.jpg)
Joel: Meanwhile, Jon and Kate are hammering out the details of their divorce. So far, this is what they’ve landed on: Kate will stay at home and raise the kids, while Jon gets bloated in Hawaii and talks to Entertainment Tonight.
Jon Gosselin: [taking off his shirt] Levi Johnson, eat your heart out. [rubbing his belly] Aloha! … Don’t get married Levi; that’s what happens.
Mary Hart: Hang loose, Jon!
Intern: Where is the dry-hump? He’s the one what took my earrings! I’ll pierce its soft, bleached flesh again and again, until I can drink the raspberry schnapps that courses through his veins. Yarrrr! … yarr a dick. Yarr a dick.
Joel: Thank you, Napoleon.
Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:20pm
- CRAIG: You suck!
- JOEL: Craig, what are you doing now?
- CRAIG: Getting ready for bed, why you asking?
- JOEL: What are you wearing?
- CRAIG: Perfume.
- JOEL: I can smell it from here.
- CRAIG: So can I!
- JOEL: You better, cause you have it on!
- CRAIG: I wasn't talking about the perfume.
- JOEL: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP.
- CRAIG: Hey, cut that out over there or I'm going to have to cut you.
- JOEL: I'm sorry, that was my wife, she has a cold.
- CRAIG: It's like this big, epic love story!
Thursday, December 3rd 2009 4:15pm
